so potent that it removes or alleviates depression, mood disorders, Attention Disorder symptoms, thought disorder, mental illness, pain, right lip retardation symptoms, physical problems, Lymph Node cancer and many other illness symptoms.Yes, that's quite a trick, but there's more:
It is extremely strong or potent and can be made weak to make your little Attention deficit child normal. It is an incredible mood stabilizer and reduces psychosis. Use it for cancer patient and for people with pain issues. It works.According to the patent, the supplement is "made from distinctly and uniquely combined and processed interchangeable seed and seed derivatives."
The inventor, Diane Elizabeth Brooks of Sandy, Oregon, has an unusual background, as the patent explains:
I am a minister who has prayed my way through this medicine.The inventor provides extensive evidence of effectiveness based on her own personal experience.
I have used all of the ingredients listed. These all are used for the claims. Please know that these are continual medicines and are very good if you take them and make sure your body is filled with these before you ever stop or halt using them.
This drug is to be used by all people who hate going to the Pharmaceutical companies or going to doctors who have a great problem in diagnosing our illnesses. It is for the people to judge. I am very ill. When I get sick, it is imperative to make myself a large dose of this recipe and take a large dose for many days. It causes a mild psychosis in me during this phase. I have to endure that to get to the right dose. I always lower the dose to my needs, but only after I have flooded my body with enough of the medicine to create this continuum.The primary examiner at the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) was Michael Meller.
This patent was recognized this week by the Electronic Frontier Foundation as the "Stupid Patent of the Month." I heard about it on BoingBoing. The EFF points out that the patent should have rejected on any number of grounds, "including enablement, indefiniteness, and utility."
I think awarding such a foolish patent undermines the government's credibility as an authority that can help consumers sort through conflicting evidence on diet and health claims.